gnomes unlimited

shirts. hats. weird energy.

new & popular

what’s trending. what’s new. what your friend is already wearing.
we print everything on demand, so it’s always in stock—until we decide it’s not.

faqs

  • Shirts, hoodies, prints, and the occasional identity crisis.

  • We offer free reprints or refunds if you hit us up within 30 days of delivery. Just use the “Submit Issue” form and include a clear photo of the problem. We’ll make it right (unless the “creature” cursed it — then you’re on your own).

  • Most orders ship within 2–7 business days after you check out. Then it’s up to the mail gods.

  • Spiritually? Deeply. Literally? Only sometimes.

  • Yes. We believe in wearable clothes. Hit the size chart or follow your heart.

  • No. It’ll make you memorable. That’s way more dangerous.

we’re two guys from long island, ny.
we had too many ideas and nowhere to put them—so we started putting them on clothes.
every design you see here came straight from our brains to your closet.
no team, no investors, just us making stuff we think is cool.

about us